I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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