i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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