I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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