she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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