Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Nicole vs. Life
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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