Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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