Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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