Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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