similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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