I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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