Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We named our party play list daddy issues
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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