dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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