I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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