You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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