Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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