He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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