his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sext me about skeletons
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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