Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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