I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
