"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
