what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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