She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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