Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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