um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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