So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
