My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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