I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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