Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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