HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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