Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Mom said you looked used
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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