so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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