talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
do nipples grow back?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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