do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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