And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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