Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Your cock deserves a montage
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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