their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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