Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
smell my finger.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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