I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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