If i come over, it means nothing
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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