i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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