worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my being single is dangerous.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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