piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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