he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
