well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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