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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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