i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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