hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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