Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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