My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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