erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
