butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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