I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
time to smoke my breakfast
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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