Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You have to summon your inner elephant
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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