I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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